If we could for a moment pretend that Duke Nukem was, and still is cool, I'll use this as an opportunity to show off an admittedly cool papercraft blueprint for Duke Nukem, and that of a pig cop's dismembered head.
The design is impeccable, and as much as I enjoy vilifying the franchise, I can't help but think of how cool it would be to print one of these out to fold it and set him up on my desktop—barren at the moment, save for a few Apple peripherals (yes, I'm one of those people) and my watch.
In fact, I'll go do that right now. In the meantime, you too can download the blueprint and set it up on your desktop, or wherever it is you like to put videogame-related characters up on display to show off your geek cred.
These blueprints were given away by 3DRealms at the recent GamesCom, and this particular piece was scanned and uploaded by redditor pandemoniker, who graciously shared it with the internet.