#9 Double Dragon – Billy Vs. Jimmy
After beating the shit out of countless thugs, including weird looking ladies and giant men with Barry Bond-size heads, Billy and Jimmy had one left battle to fight at the end of their bro-fisting journey: themselves. Whhhaaaaat?!
My puny, juvenile brain almost exploded as I looked at my friend in disbelief. “It has to be done,” I told him. And so we engaged in battle over a lady that probably wasn’t even worth it by now.
I don’t remember who won that battle, but it did leave a permanent mark.