Sexy Top Sex Tips To Land Your Gamer Girl Parody

In respose to the frankly disgusting tips from Date-A-Gamer on how to impress a girl to get her to bed you after the first date, and how to please her, comes this excellent video that hits all the right notes. Better than the Tumblr meme making fun of 'real gamer girls being seductive,' because it's more than just still images!

We've got our seductive looks while holding controllers–that's important, else how would you know these are Real Gamer Guys? Gotta have controllers in their mouths, pants, and all sorts of random places.

And horrible puns and video game references used in a sexual way, amazingly being more funny than eye-rolling. Not an easy feat! We've got shirtlessness and hair waving in the 'wind.' If this doesn't get you worked up or at least ready to lose your virginity (a horrible disease that gamers must rid themselves of according to Date-A-Gamer), I don't know what will.

You'd think after the wave of bad press that Date-A-Gamer got, they'd try to lay low and not bring attention to themselves, right? Apparently not. If you haven't watched these videos, here you go:

I suppose that when you look at their practices, which are shady and gross, this shouldn't be surprising. Thankfully the Internet comes to the rescue with humor; nothing and nobody is sacred.