Who’s Winning SWTOR’s PvP War?

I’m sorry to burst your bubble, WoW players, but there’s an intergalactic war happening right now, and you’re sitting there picking flowers and hunting rabbits.

Who’s winning? No one wins in a war, stupid. …Unless you mean statistically speaking, in which case, the Empire.

The well-established, health care providing, equal marriage enabling Empire has taken out 53% of the Alderaan Civil War and Voidstar matches, leaving the religious nutjobs of the Republic at 47%. Never mind that half of these Republic scumbags wouldn’t even be able to read if not for the Empire’s education initiatives – oh no, everyone thinks they’re the ‘good guys.’

I had friends on that Death Star, you know? Good friends – hard working men and women with families waiting for them at home. I would have been on it myself had I not come down with a serious case of gout the week beforehand. I still drink.

But hey, let’s listen to the guy who kissed his sister.

[Bioware PvP Update]