Have you been wandering around Skyrim trying to decide what to do with your life without having to leave the comfort of your chair? Are you looking for work? A purpose!? Well, the good folks at SomethingAwful.com have released some classified ads that have a little something for everyone! Whether it's a smelly hat for sale or an incompetent companion looking for adventure, you will find what you want … without have to leave the safety of your bedroom!
Here is just a sample of some of the legit jobs or items for sale that could be yours!
Click here for the complete list; better make it quick though, these opportunities won't last!
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