Nintendo DLC of the Week: 11/17/2011 Kirby in Mind Blowing 3D!

Runnin’ this thang, money insane, busy gettin’ brain like Krang

Oh Nintendo, you come so close yet you’re still so far away. This weeks DLC from Nintendo makes me happy and so frustrated at the same damn time. Happy because the big release this week is Kirby’s Adventure in 3D. It frustrates me because that isn’t even a portable game, Nintendo you have so many stellar portable games from the past that you could be releasing right now!

Here’s the full rundown of the DLC from Nintendo this week: Kirby’s Adventure in 3D for $5.99, Escape Trick: Convenience Store for $4.99/500 Dsi Points, Play and Learn Chinese for $7.99 and over on the ol’ Wii you have Pinocchio’s Puzzle for 500 Points.

Escape Trick: Convenience Store is a first person puzzle game. You play a part-time clerk who finds himself trapped inside his store. You must search around for clues to unravel the mystery as to why and how you’re trapped. Play and Learn Chinese has you learning Mandarin Chinese. The game contains over 700 phrases to stuff in your noggin hole, and probably won’t be all that beneficial. Pinocchio’s Puzzle is a game or something, I don’t know. I kinda stopped paying attention after I read the name. I’m just going to assume it’s like a digital jigsaw puzzle.