Zell Dincht
In a world where everyone and their chocobo has an angst-filled back story, you know Zell Dincht has got your back. He's doing exactly what you want to do in these games – punchingthe hell out of everyone and everything.
Whining about a dark past? Not Zell Dincht. He's too busy breaking his way out of a jail cell with his bare hands. He's a member of a private army where everyone specialises in some kind of weapon, and he uses his freakin' fists. Put it this way – he demonstrably cares more about the cafeteria running out of hot dogs than he does about the impending apocalypse. If thats how much he cares about hot dogs, think about how much he'll care about kicking your ass. I mean for crying out loud, one of his limit breaks involves striking the enemy with a dolphin. Can you even begin to claim that you don't want to play a beat 'em up as this man? A beat 'em up in which every object, person and piece of terrain is fully destructible? Yeah, thought not. Zell Dincht Punches The World – coming soon to all gaming devices.
