The Patriarch
Not to be confused with men who try to ‘mansplain’ everything they know about feminism to women who know better, the Patriarch is a 15-point buck that’s said to be impervious to buckshot—and he is.
Bearing the fact that it has thick skin, you’re going to have to sneak to get up close and personal to slay the wretched beast. If you hashtag your achievement with #NODADS, you’ll get extra credit for doing so (but only from us, and not from the game).
