The Elk Bachelor
The Elk Bachelor is not quite a reference to anything, but it’s an amusing quest nonetheless. The story of the Elk Bachelor refers to King Edward the elk, an elk who’s unable to get laid, as it were. “He’s never found a mate onnaconna his aggression,” says a townsperson in thick Bostonian accent.
So what does Connor do? He goes and kills the elk. Ace Ventura would never approve.
