Kinect All Access is The Most Awkward Thing You’ll See Today

This video makes my sense of Fremdschämen go off the charts. It’s that awkward. Here’s a breakdown:

Kinect. R2D2. Hosts who pretend they’re enjoying themselves. Painful puns. Star Wars for the Kinect. Jumping. A painful take on the “Most Interesting Man in the World” ad with Gunstringer. Talking to the R2D2 robot. Kinect. Playing the Star Wars pod racer game awkwardly with the Kinect.

“Whoa, where’d the droids come from? Whoa!”

Star Wars for the Kinect.

“I’m firing my own laser cannon. Whoa!”

Kinect.

“The fact that this was made for the Kinect sensor… Whoa! Feels like the real thing.”

“This is my own brand of girl power. Take that!”

Star Wars Kinect.

“This is so much fun. Hii-yah!”

Star Wars Kinect.

“My raging skills have often been compared to the Rancor.”

Talking to R2D2. TSA naked scanner. Velcro balls. Zumba mocap. Kinect. Kinect Sports. Kinect. Cocktease about a Kinect core title. “Go and Kinect with the world.”

Fuck my life.