Star Wars Kinect Will Have You Shaking It Like a Terrified Twi’lek Slave Girl

So Kinect Star Wars is going to have a dancing minigame. Remember when the Star Wars Christmas special was the worst thing about the franchise? Times were simpler then.

According to an ESRB rating certificate, "In this action game, based on the Star Wars universe, players use their body movements to perform activities that include dance tournaments.” Fantastic. Because dancing against a sexy Twi’lek while I’m playing a Star Wars game in my stained Harry Potter t-shirt and fat pants is exactly what my self esteem needs, George Lucas, how did you know?

Is it all bad news? If you’re someone who admires the female form, no. “In the dancing mini-game, some female characters perform suggestive moves (e.g., gyrating their hips/buttocks) and wear revealing outfits (partially exposed cleavage/buttocks).” The ESRB rating describes. “The words “damn” and “hell” can be heard in the dialogue.”

Seriously. A dancing minigame in Star Wars. This is what we’ve come to.

Damn hell, indeed.

[Source: ESRB Via Joystiq]