M'aiq the Liar
M'aiq the Liar is something of a tradition for the Elder Scrolls games. He's appeared in Morrowind, Oblivion, and now Skyrim, delivering dialogue that's always strange and usually comepletely false. Oftentimes, his lines will reference features that were left out of the game or take potshots at the previous games.
And how is it that M'aiq has managed to appear in three games that take place more than 300 years apart? Well, according to him, "M'aiq's father was also called M'aiq. As was M'aiq's father's father. At least, thats what he said." Then again, you can never really trust a liar.