South Park: The Stick of Truth Achievements List

We have for you the achievements list for South Park: Stick of Truth. If you are somehow not familiar with this show, be forewarned: these descriptions alone are filled with mature, offensive content. If that’s what you came for, of course, go right ahead and enjoy.

·         New Kid On The Block – Join the KKK.     

·         First Day in South Park – Spend one day in South Park.

·         Gingivitis – Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking.             

·         Day Walker – Defeat the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.          

·         Made This for You – Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat.             

·         Are We Cool? – Find Jesus while playing as a Jew.             

·         Parkeologist – Open all garages in South Park.    

·         For the Hoarder – Sell nothing the entire game.

·         Truth to Power – Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Vic, & Prime Minister.             

·         Irritable Bowels – Shit your pants during a boss battle.   

·         Dog Whistle – Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form.      

·         Dragon Wrath – Hit 3 enemies with a single fart outside of combat.          

·         Just Saying Hi – Fart on each available buddy in the game.            

·         Re-Buttal – Interrupt 5 channel attacks with a fart.           

·         Heisenberg – Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap.          

·         Shutout – Successfully block every enemy attack in a single, non-tutorial battle.

·         Stay Down – Fart on 10 enemies in the world when they're knocked out.              

·         Avenger – Defeat at least 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy is unconscious.        

·         No Child Left Behind – Complete the game without ever ending a combat with a buddy knocked out.     

·         Poco Chinpoko – Collect 5 Chinpokomon.             

·         Chinpoko loco – Collect 15 Chinpokomon.            

·         Chinpokolypse – Collect all the Chinpokomon.   

·         Daddy Issues – Befriend your Dad.          

·         More Popular Than Jesus – Befriend Half of South Park.

·         Junk Peddler – Sell 300 junk items.          

·         Ass of Fire – Kill 20 enemies with Cartman's ass.  

·         Canadian Handshake – Fart on people 100 times               

·         Animal Cruelty – Fart on animals 25 times.            

·         Pulling Mud – Shit Your Pants in battle three times.                        

·         Shopaholic – Complete half of the available costume sets.           

·         Clothes Whore – Complete all available Costume Sets.   

·         Friends in Strange Places – Befriend Crab People and Underpants Gnomes.        

·         Weapon Proficiency – Score 100 perfect attacks.               

·         Skilled Defender – Block 100 attacks.      

·         You bastards! – Have Kenny Die 10 times in battle over the course of the game.

·         Mastery – Unlock all the upgrades for one of the New Kid's abilities.       

·         Make it Rain! – Spend $500.        

·         Full Arsenal – Collect all the weapons and costumes available in the game.           

·         Secret Achievements – There are 11 secret achievements overall. Unfortunately, we can only get so much info here.

South Park: The Stick of Truth is coming March 4 for Playstation 3, Xbox 360, and Windows.