by Annie Wright
E3: It's possibly the most gigantic spectacle of any videogame-related event this side of Tokyo Game Show.
It's difficult to gain admittance, it's expensive, and chances are, if you're reading this right now, you're not going.
Sad panda.
But don't worry! Gameranx has you covered, baby! We will be there covering everything from top to bottom, from glittery booth babe boobs to Xbox 720 (yeah, I went there).
We'll be posting E3 news throughout the week (and addressing each and every aforementioned rumor), but for up to the minute info, be sure to follow @Chernobylheart and @Nintendubus on the Twitters, because by now, all the smartest humans and also Justin Bieber fans know that's the fastest way to get news about important crap like civil wars, gaming and kissing Selena Gomez (OMG WE HATE HER SO MUCH).
And, as always, we'll continue to bring you the regularly scheduled programming!
E3 Twitter coverage will probably kick off Sunday morning when we will be forced to put on our shoes and drag our asses to the airport at a completely unreasonable hour in order to take our shoes off and have our asses grabbed for security purposes.
But hey, whatever gets us to Los Angeles.