Konami: Metal Gear Survive Is Not A Dating Service

If you thought that Konami’s spin-off title, Metal Gear Survive, would lead you to the love of your life – we have some bad news for you. In the end-user license agreement, Konami has stated that players cannot “seek a relationship with another person or [do] an act that Konami determines is made for the main purpose of causing a relationship. *sigh* I was totally banking on Metal Gear Survive being the platform that I’d find ‘the one’.

Check out the EULA down below:

Don’t know what Metal Gear Survive is about? Check out the game’s offcial excerpt down below:

METAL GEAR SURVIVE builds upon METAL GEAR SOLID V’S enduring stealth action gameplay while introducing the new elements of exploration and survival to create a bold new experience.
METAL GEAR SURVIVE is a spin off from the main METAL GEAR SOLID V story that takes place in a strange alternative universe. 
Create your own character and learn to survive. Scavenge resources, craft weapons, build a base camp and explore the unknown while developing the survival skills necessary in this hostile environment.
In CO-OP mode, assemble a team of four players to infiltrate and defend areas from hordes of creatures. Place fortifications and defensive weapons strategically to give you an advantage against ever intensifying enemies. Team work and resourcefulness are key in these fast paced co-op missions.

Metal Gear Survive is out now for PC, PS4 and Xbox One.