Valve finally releases the final "Meet the…" video, completing the Team Fortress 2 set. Now, you can look at the world through the eyes of the ambiguously-gendered Pyro, and I can guarantee you will like what you see. Always slightly disturbing, ever violent, and funny in the darkest sense, Valve knows just how to scratch gamers behind the ear and get them purring.
The Pyromania update site is broken, probably thanks to the millions upon millions of gamers clamouring for a chance to see the Pyro in all of his/her glory. Once the site is back up and running, we can probably expect to see a plethora of new items, hopefully some stuffed animals, and maybe a flamethrower that shoots rainbows.
When the Team Fortress site unbreaks our hearts and posts all the information for Day 3, this article will be updated appropriately. For now, just sit back and put "Meet the Pyro" on loop. You've waited a long time for this moment, so savor it.
