Microsoft will soon be rolling out Internet Explorer 9 on the Xbox 360 (it's now available but for beta participants only), and you know what that means?! You can now stream porn on your web browser on the Xbox 360! Or at least this is what Porn site YouPorn wants you to do.
Here's what the porn site had to say on their official blog (via Kotaku):
Gamers and free porn lovers around the world rejoice! Thanks at long last to the introduction of Internet Explorer for XBox, you can now tap in to and stream all your favorite free YouPorn videos right from your XBox. Whether you’re pwning n00bs in CoD: Modern Warfare 3, annihilating Bullymong in Borderlands 2, or taking the Saints deep in Madden NFL 13, you’re never more than a few simple controller clicks away from being face deep in hot free porn.
YouPorn didn't stop there as they even had an "Xbox Masturbator's Pro Tip" to accompany that statement.
XBox Masturbator Pro Tip: Pick up a wireless USB keyboard to make your XBox Internet Explorer porn browsing experiencing even better. Just plug the Wireless USB adapter into one of the USB ports on your XBox and boom, instant XBox keyboard. Trust me, it’s a hell of a lot easier than typing with your controller… and as we all know, the faster you can get to your precious porn, the better.
So, what does Microsoft think of the Xbox 360 being used for "Fapping?" The company released an official statement, but they make it clear that they are adding Internet Explorer to Xbox LIVE and not specific adult content.
To be clear, we are adding Internet Explorer to Xbox Live, not specific adult content providers like YouPorn or any other specific website content. Additionally, we give members and parents the option to turn this feature on or off for their accounts. Access to Internet Explorer for all Child accounts is blocked by default.
I honestly find it funny that people get all their pants up in a twist whenever porn or any type of nudity is involved — since, y'know, nekkid anything is more offensive than killing your 100th random NPC is any sandbox game, or shooting someone's head off for the millionth time in any FPS.
Of course, it's also worth mentioning that if you don't want to use your Xbox 360 for porn, there's always your PC, laptop, tablet and mobile device to fall back on. Come to think of it, why would people watch porn on the Xbox 360 when they can just do it using their web browsers now, no?
Are you going to use the Xbox 360's web browser for less desirable means? Sound off and we won't judge…at least not much, anyway.
