Win a PlayStation Vita, Cholesterol by Eating at Taco Bell

To celebrate the PlayStation Vita's impending lauch, Sony and Taco Bell have partnered up for a massive giveaway. From January 26 through March 11, the fast food joint will be giving away more than 4000 prize packages — one every 15 minutes — featuring a 3G Vita, Little Deviants, a 4GB memory card, and a choice between ModNation Racers, MLB 12 the Show, and LittleBigPlanet.

You'll have three different ways to enter. The first option is to head to the nearest Taco Bell and buy a $5 Buck Box, which comes with a Cheesy Gordita Crunch, a Crunchy Taco, a Burrito Supreme, a medium drink, and shame. The box contains a code that you can enter online for a chance to win.

Watching your figure? You'll also be able to enter by playing a specially designed mobile game, Reality Fighters Dojo, or by submitting a photo/video describing how far you'd go for a Vita. These "boasts," as Taco Bell is calling them, will then go to an online gallery where the public will vote for a winner.

One quick word of advice, kids: no matter how much you may want a free Vita, you only get one colon. Pace yourselves.