• Skip to main content
  • Skip to header right navigation
  • Skip to site footer
Gameranx

Gameranx

Video Game News, Lists & Guides

  • News
  • Features
  • Platforms
    • Xbox Series X
    • PS5
    • Nintendo
  • Videos
  • Upcoming Games
  • Guides

Max Payne 3 Trailer Brutally Kidnaps Our Hearts

February 16, 2012 by Josh Harmon

Rockstar gives us a heaping dose of sun-drenched noir and one unforgettable shirt.

The more we see of Max Payne 3, the less worried we are that Rockstar has drifted away from franchise roots. Still not sold? Watch this newly released story trailer and you'll see what we mean.

Sure, the move to São Paulo makes the noir angle a harder sell, and our hero's chrome-domed makeover is still a bit jarring, but it's quite clear from the new trailer that Rockstar has kept the most important aspect of the series intact: Max's undying love for gaudy Hawaiian shirts.

Oh, and I guess the trailer talks a bit about the plot as well. Private security job, boss's wife gets brutally kidnapped, violent street gangs, "web of intrigue," etc. But really, that's all just an distraction from the real star of the game, Max's hideous parrot shirt.

Max Payne 3 is out for the 360 and PS3 on May 15 in North America and May 18 in Europe, with the PC versions following on May 29 and June 1, respectively.

Share this post:

FacebookTwitterLinkedInPinterest

Recent Videos

20 Games That Are WAY Better on Higher Difficulty

20 Games That Are WAY Better on Higher Difficulty

GTA 6: 10 Features IT SHOULD STEAL

GTA 6: 10 Features IT SHOULD STEAL

Windrose - Before You Buy

Windrose - Before You Buy

10 BRAND NEW GAMES, STARFIELD PS5 BACKLASH & MORE

10 BRAND NEW GAMES, STARFIELD PS5 BACKLASH & MORE

10 Secret Game Endings That BLEW OUR MIND

10 Secret Game Endings That BLEW OUR MIND

Mouse: P.I. For Hire - Before You Buy

Mouse: P.I. For Hire - Before You Buy

REPLACED - Before You Buy

REPLACED - Before You Buy

Pragmata - Before You Buy

Pragmata - Before You Buy

What The HELL Is Going On With Unreal Engine 5?

What The HELL Is Going On With Unreal Engine 5?

Category: Updates

Sidebar

Recent Posts

  • Did This Former Naughty Dog Dev Just Dig Up Old Uncharted 4 Development Rumors?
  • GameRoll Shares Warning About Convincing GTA 6 AI Fakes
  • Rumor: Upcoming Far Cry Game “Going Through Hell And Back”, Rayman Legends Remake “Going Well”
  • THQ Nordic Has Seven Unannounced “TBA” Switch 2 Games On Their Website
  • Take-Two CEO Strauss Zelnick Speculates On Whether Elon Musk, Who Stopped Playing GTA, Has Been Replaced By AI

Copyright © 2026 · Gameranx · All Rights Reserved · Powered by Mai Theme