There’s a man in Osaka who doesn’t play by anyone’s rules but his own, and he doesn’t care what you think, man. He only cares about two things – the open road, and kids who’re still playing PSPs.
On January 12th, a grade school student in Osaka and one of their friends were playing video games outside on their PSPs. It was about 5.30 in the evening when this rebel without a cause approached the two, not happy at all about that PSP in the kid’s hand.
"Why you own a PSP?" He asked the child, grabbing him by the shoulders. He then rode away into the setting sun on his motorcycle, presumably after coming back his hair.
A police alert was sent out, and the public has been warned to avoid this bad boy, no matter what the look in his eyes may tell you about his soul. Authorities are asking the public to notify them of any sightings of the man.
You can turn in a man like this, but you can never tame his hatred for PlayStation Portable.