I’m sorry to burst your bubble, WoW players, but there’s an intergalactic war happening right now, and you’re sitting there picking flowers and hunting rabbits.
Who’s winning? No one wins in a war, stupid. …Unless you mean statistically speaking, in which case, the Empire.
The well-established, health care providing, equal marriage enabling Empire has taken out 53% of the Alderaan Civil War and Voidstar matches, leaving the religious nutjobs of the Republic at 47%. Never mind that half of these Republic scumbags wouldn’t even be able to read if not for the Empire’s education initiatives – oh no, everyone thinks they’re the ‘good guys.’
I had friends on that Death Star, you know? Good friends – hard working men and women with families waiting for them at home. I would have been on it myself had I not come down with a serious case of gout the week beforehand. I still drink.
But hey, let’s listen to the guy who kissed his sister.