A Utah woman has tried to sell her husband over Craigslist because he spends most of the day playing Modern Warfare 3.
Alyse Bradley listed her 22-year-old husband, Kyle, on Craigslist after he played Modern Warfare 3 for 48 hours straight, describing him as ‘easy to maintain, just feed and water every 3-5 hours.’ She also noted she would accept a suitable replacement instead.
Now, ladies, put your wallets away. The listing was actually a joke (as many on Craigslist are,) and Alyse and Bradley are still very happy together. "I love my wife," Kyle, who returned from Afghanistan after sustaining a back injury, told The Salt Lake Tribune, "She supported me when I got the game … It's just funny." Kyle says his wife encouraged him to purchase the game in the first place, which he uses as a way to keep in touch with his military friends.
As for the response? Alyse received several serious offers, including a bag of Skittles.