The Witcher 3: Geralt Admits To Tax Cheating, You Won’t Believe What Happens Next

What would you do if you were the developers of a million unit selling game, but cheaters were found all around? CD Projekt RED decided to have some fun with their fans.

In this short video that follows this paragraph below, player WhatsMyGame found his Geralt facing up with the local tax man. In this amusing exchange, the fourth wall breaking deputy tax enumerator Walthemor Mitty grills you on any possible cheats you may have used in the game, but does so in a way that makes sense in the universe. Mitty even asks straight up if you’ve entered someone else’s house to take their items.

Small but amusing spoiler below.

Worry not, however, as you can see in the video way down below, even if you say yes to one of these questions, you’re absolved, purely because of your pressing duty ‘to the crown’, as it were. You will even get a diploma for it.

It seems CD Projekt RED is content with letting fans know they know if you’ve been playing around their files, while playing around their game. If you’re a cheater, you are off the hook, but you are not as clever as you think.

Did you run across Mitty yet? Or were you too much of a goody two shoes? Share your stories with us in the comments.