The Debut Trailer for Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Is Here

Valve has decided to appease you Counter-Strike fans with some gameplay footage of the new CS game, as well as a little history lesson of the franchise for those who somehow know nothing about it. The trailer also points out that the game will have new weapons, maps, game modes, and cross-platform functionality. Wooo, I guess! I dunno, if the game still has us pay for 30 seconds, die, and then wait 10 minutes for the match to reset, I'll probably just avoid it as I have the first game for the last 10 years. It's so reassuring to know Valve is working on *this* thing instead of a new Half-Life game.