We have for you the achievements list for South Park: Stick of Truth. If you are somehow not familiar with this show, be forewarned: these descriptions alone are filled with mature, offensive content. If that’s what you came for, of course, go right ahead and enjoy.
· New Kid On The Block – Join the KKK.
· First Day in South Park – Spend one day in South Park.
· Gingivitis – Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking.
· Day Walker – Defeat the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
· Made This for You – Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat.
· Are We Cool? – Find Jesus while playing as a Jew.
· Parkeologist – Open all garages in South Park.
· For the Hoarder – Sell nothing the entire game.
· Truth to Power – Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Vic, & Prime Minister.
· Irritable Bowels – Shit your pants during a boss battle.
· Dog Whistle – Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form.
· Dragon Wrath – Hit 3 enemies with a single fart outside of combat.
· Just Saying Hi – Fart on each available buddy in the game.
· Re-Buttal – Interrupt 5 channel attacks with a fart.
· Heisenberg – Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap.
· Shutout – Successfully block every enemy attack in a single, non-tutorial battle.
· Stay Down – Fart on 10 enemies in the world when they're knocked out.
· Avenger – Defeat at least 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy is unconscious.
· No Child Left Behind – Complete the game without ever ending a combat with a buddy knocked out.
· Poco Chinpoko – Collect 5 Chinpokomon.
· Chinpoko loco – Collect 15 Chinpokomon.
· Chinpokolypse – Collect all the Chinpokomon.
· Daddy Issues – Befriend your Dad.
· More Popular Than Jesus – Befriend Half of South Park.
· Junk Peddler – Sell 300 junk items.
· Ass of Fire – Kill 20 enemies with Cartman's ass.
· Canadian Handshake – Fart on people 100 times
· Animal Cruelty – Fart on animals 25 times.
· Pulling Mud – Shit Your Pants in battle three times.
· Shopaholic – Complete half of the available costume sets.
· Clothes Whore – Complete all available Costume Sets.
· Friends in Strange Places – Befriend Crab People and Underpants Gnomes.
· Weapon Proficiency – Score 100 perfect attacks.
· Skilled Defender – Block 100 attacks.
· You bastards! – Have Kenny Die 10 times in battle over the course of the game.
· Mastery – Unlock all the upgrades for one of the New Kid's abilities.
· Make it Rain! – Spend $500.
· Full Arsenal – Collect all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
· Secret Achievements – There are 11 secret achievements overall. Unfortunately, we can only get so much info here.
South Park: The Stick of Truth is coming March 4 for Playstation 3, Xbox 360, and Windows.
