You might have heard that there’s some DLC available for Call Of Duty: Black Ops 2 coming out soon that will add optional flair to your character but won’t do anything to change gameplay. That’s a pretty classy way to do it, if you’re going to feature this kind of revenue source at least it’s not getting in the way of any fun.
Some of the DLC features skins for your weapons. Each pack will cost 160 MS Poinsts (near enough $2) I decided that I’d look at pictures of these skins and write something about each one. I get paid to do this.
Bacon
Bacon’s a pretty great thing to eat, unless you think otherwise for total legitimate reasons that are absolutely respectful. Do your thing, regardless of your stance on pork. We’re all friends here.
Benjamins
Money can’t buy you love, but money can buy you a skin for your fake gun to make it look like it’s covered in more money. In a way, that’s better.
Dia De Muertos
Skulls are rad. Bright colours are rad. Mix them together it’s like it’s some kind of celebration. Let’s party.
Graffiti
Is graffiti art? Yes. Now that video games feature graffiti… are they art now too?
Jungle Warfare
The song “Jungle Boogie” is very good.
Kawaii
Black Ops 2’s Frank Woods is a straight up bishounen. Don’t front on this.
Party Rock
Getting this reference makes me feel like I might not quite be old yet. Thanks, video game.
Viper
Make your gun a snake, further allowing the suggestion that firearms are silly and phallic.
Zombie
Are there zombies in Black Ops? I’ve never played it.
