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Conan O’Brien Reviews Hitman Absolution

November 16, 2012 by Ian Miles Cheong

Conan’s at it again, this time with the newest Hitman game.

Hitman Absolution

Conan O'Brien isn't much of a gamer, but he reviews them for a segment for his show called "Clueless Gamer" anyway. For all the hilarity it entails, Conan's put together another review—this time of Square Enix's newly released Hitman: Absolution.

Like the previous games, players take on the role of a smartly dressed hitman who goes by the name Agent 47. 47 finds a variety of ways to sneak into his killing grounds by donning outfits and disguises looted from the lifeless (or at least unconscious) bodies of people in the area to get close to his targets.

"I don't play games. I'm not good at them. I'm not even very interested-ed in them. And yet, I'm being asked by a company to rate their greatest gaming product. A mistake for them, and a waste of time for me."

Just watch it. It's hilarious.

Hitman: Absolution is available on the PC, Xbox 360 and PS3.

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