#6 Commander Shepard VI
If you head to the docking area on the Citadel, you'll find a bootleg VI designed perfectly to reflect the image and personality of Commander Shepard. Well, at least whatever twisted version of Commander Shepard the programmer had in mind when he built the thing. The VI spouts off some pretty hysterical dialogue, and if you listen to enough of it, Commander Shepard — the real Commander Shepard, that is — will start to get a little self-conscious.
