The world is an ugly place, full of terrible things like SOPA and Glee movies in 3D. Sometimes, it makes you mad, so mad that the only way to release your anger is to dual wield lightsabers and assault people in a toy store.
An aspiring Jedi from Hillsboro, Oregon was arrested and charged with assault recently for assaulting customers in a toy store with two blue, plastic lightsabers. When the police were called, the Jedi apprentice took his battle to the parking lot. He then began to attack the cops with his lightsabers when confronted about the immoral path he had chosen.
When the cops eventually tried to taze him, he actually managed to knock one of the wires away with one of the lightsabers, which probably would have been really cool at the time. The cops eventually just did things the old fashioned way and wrestled him to the ground before making an arrest.
Sounds like the antics of a bored and possibly inebriated teenager, right? Think again – the Jedi in question was 33 years old.
None of the customers needed medical attention after their brush with the Jedi killing machine.
[Source: OregonLive]
