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Portal Cookie Cutters: Making You Fat For Science

November 17, 2011 by Elizabeth DeLoria

If you’re looking for a new geeky way to get fat that involves stepping away from the console, ThinkGeek has you covered with their nifty Portal cookie cutters.

If you’re looking for a new geeky way to get fat that involves stepping away from the console, ThinkGeek has you covered with their nifty Portal cookie cutters.

Featuring a range of shapes from Turrets to Running Test Subjects, Aperture Science themed snacks to serve with your milk are only an oven away. If the milk causes you to shed some skin, don’t worry – it’s all part of the test.

Considering the Holidays are looming over us like a certain homicidal AI, the $20 these babies cost could actually save you money in the long run. Nothing says ‘I love you more’ than a Companion Cube, and nothing is more painful for a Companion Cube than being ground to a fine pulp between your teeth and digested, as they are indeed capable of feeling pain.

Not only will you have some delicious treats to shove in your face, but the cookie cutters are dishwasher safe, giving you more time for important things. Like testing.

For a mere $20, you’ll get: 

  • A set of 8 cookie cutters based on Valve's games, 
  • Portal & Portal 2 Made of bent metal, dishwasher safe, and packaged in an awesome Companion Cube tin
  • Shapes: Portal, Turret, Running Test Subject, Falling Test Subject, Companion Cube
  • An officially licensed Portal collectible 

 

[Source: ThinkGeek via That's Nerdalicious]

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