Call of Duty: Black Ops II will have women in it. And you, dutiful girlfriend, will be required to play it even though (as previously mentioned) there will be boobs all over the place which automatically makes it like 1000 times more dumb than the dumbest thing that was ever dumb and also tampons.
GenreFirst-Person Shooters
Platforms ps3
DEVELOPER Treyarch | PUBLISHER Codemasters | RELEASE DATE
Call of Duty: Black Ops II Reviews ps3
psxextreme.com review
Call of Duty: Black Ops II is an interesting blend. It consists of everything I expected to see and a few things I didn’t, the latter of which surprised me. I can’t say the Strike Force missions were a good idea but at the very least, they’re a departure from the norm. And the addition of player choice is definitely a plus. As for the rest, the high production values, Hollywood-esque presentation, relatively intriguing campaign, and a multiplayer that delivers on all counts, it’s hard to say this year’s CoD falls short. Some can say the multiplayer is too similar but hey, this is Call of Duty. The fans know what they like by now.
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gameinformer.com review
For shooter fans that don’t require as deep of a dive, Black Ops II’s multiplayer may feel like more of the same. No significant new match types are present, and the Pick 10 system doesn’t drastically change the gameplay experience. Most of the changes to the Call of Duty formula come in campaign mode, and they are executed with mixed results. Despite some frustrations, Black Ops II is yet another massive, polished, finely tuned entry in a series that shows no signs of slowing down. Even if Treyarch misses the mark on occasion, I respect the developer for taking chances with a series that would sell just fine if it stuck with the status quo.
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gameplanet.co.nz review
Taken as a whole, Black Ops II is excellent value despite a hefty RRP. The campaign is genuinely replayable thanks to the branching plot and some truly memorable levels, and the multiplayer trumps that of every other Call of Duty, providing the series’ most comprehensive customisation system yet alongside a newcomer-friendly matchmaking system that doesn’t ignore the hardcore. Thinking about what Treyarch will manage with a new engine on the next generation of consoles is tantalising, but the mountain of content on offer here ought to keep most happily occupied in the interim.
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eurogamer.pt review
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psu.com review
All in all, the story mode is way less “Michael Bay†and way more “Martin Scorseseâ€â€”that’s one of the biggest compliments I have for the campaign. This is a great direction for the Call of Duty series, one that should be rewarded for finally breaking the mold of stagnant, soon-to-be boring campaigns.
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officialplaystationmagazine.co.uk review
At least the missions rarely disappoint. Highlights include taking part in a sweeping civil war with dozens of on-screen rebels on Angolan plains, racing through the flooded streets of Pakistan while the controls hop between driving a jeep and offering air support with a flying drone, and infiltrating a floating resort for the 1%-ers using a robot spider called Ziggy – this one doesn’t so much play guitar as scuttle through air vents and electrify guards. Shamelessly thrilling, scripted shooting doesn’t get any better.
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