Red Koopa Stand Up Comedy Is Apparently Friendly Racism

We can all agree that those damn dirty green koopas simply don't know how to walk on platforms, right? What with their tiny non-wings and everything, it's clearly a jibe at their poor physical abilities when compared to red koopas. It's OK for a red koopa to say all that though, because it's good natured ribbing that everyone knows to be true! Also, Bowser is a lot more even tempered than everyone assumes!