This is what Kojima was Teasing, Bring Low Expectations

"Huh, what’s that noise? WHa-?! Japanese idol superstar Kojiharu?! This isn’t the tease we wanted…"

Remember Kojima's inter-net breaking teaser that smashed up the screen, played 'Haru Ga Kita' and offered the phrase "Spring comes to Kojima Productions."

We now know what that was and it's not a new iPhone game but, believe me, you'll almost wish it was.

The teaser, the thing that's had MGS fans the internet over jumping up and down in their seats for the last week, was for a television campaign in which Kojiharu from idol group AKB48 infiltrates Kojima productions and changes a symbol in the name, making it Kojiharu Productions.

The site's all set up so check it out, understanding is the first step to getting over the disappointment.